Kenko Zenrakei Suieibu Umisho ep. 10

[ Episode 10: Breast Massage? ]
Hilarious to the max. Yup, this episode really delivered the funny with lots of Amuro being, well, Amuro and tons of boob grabbing involving Maaya, Makio, and Shizuoka. Good lord, I laughed so hard at the scene where Shizuoka revealed her breasts. It’s like she can blind everyone within at least a mile radius! There was also a rather popular song that played as she was displaying them to Maaya and Makio. That had me rolling that they’d use an orchestra piece in that situation. The whole watermelon contest was nice as well. I never really thought about eating so many watermelons before that it could cause you to pass out like Amuro’s father did. The ending with the geeks of the swim team was gold. From trying to pick up a little girl to the Nanyou swim team girls and eventually being taken away by a policeman for questioning about the former incident…I was reeling in my chair.
Kenko Zenrakei Suieibu Umisho ep. 9

[ Episode 9: Help me forget ]
The story of how the Umisho swim team was formed was quite interesting though I had a feeling that most of what Kise was saying were liesl. I must admit though that her story was a lot more entertaining than the real thing except for the part with the real sensei. He looks exactly like a pervert/sexual harasser! XD The parts of Kise’s story with her and Momoko kissing were hilarious, especially how they always become silhouettes every time they were a mere inch away from kissing.
The second half of the episode didn’t disappoint either. Makio’s idea of making a homepage was brilliant comedy. At first the homepage looked like an absolute nightmare but it ended up looking very professional. The “problem” is that Makio ended making up some outrageous member biographies with ’shopped pictures of everyone. Needless to say that when people found out about it the laughs could be heard all over the entire school.
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[ Episode 8: Take a Good Look ]
I laughed SO HARD at this episode. Everything in it was just too damn funny to not laugh from start to finish. Seriously, the boob jokes just blew me away. Nanjo poking Maaya in the face with her boobs twice had me rolling. Then she teased Maaya and Momoko about her having the largest pair in the building but of course Amuro had to prove her wrong and point out (as well as rub) that Shizuoka’s breasts were actually the largest! XD Oh, and there was also the Captain’s cup falling in the water causing the other competitors to think he had already jumped in the pool. I honestly exploded into laughter at that. Oh man, the last race was hot and full of laughs. The loser ended up being Nanjo but before she could show her boobs to the crowd Momoko’s swimsuit, or rather the crotch, tore and she ended up flashing the crowd first. Ah~, the nudity in this show is so refreshing.
Kenko Zenrakei Suieibu Umisho ep. 7

[ Episode 7: Curse ]
This episode was so freaking hilarious. The whole ordeal with trying to catch Amuro’s left X was absolutely fun to watch unfold. I couldn’t believe it when the X found itself on Maaya’s head after all the chasing the entire team did only to have it tossed by her. Shizuoka was also hilarious in this episode with wanting to change out of her swimsuit but not being able to the first time. The second time was even funnier for some reason but I can’t blame the girl at all since her boobs were bouncing all over the place while running. Then there’s the whole scene in the shop where she wanted to purchase an object with phallic qualities! XD
The whole curse of the X thing turned out to be a total BS story in the end as the real source of Amuro being weak was her not eating during lunchtime. This kind of stuff is golden.
Kenko Zenrakei Suieibu Umisho ep. 6

[ Episode 6: No! ]
Maaya, the fiery-haired girl from the ED sequence, has finally appeared. I pretty much expected her to be the way she is portrayed. That is, a seductress who happens to also be an idol that can get almost anything she wants (she has freaking Geass!). Well, except from Kaname and the Captain (lol). I wasn’t expecting her to be Kaname’s childhood friend though. Of course, this means that Amuro now has a rival and even more surprising she even managed to get Amuro irritated! If she can do that then she’s quite super skilled at getting reactions out of almost any person.
Kenko Zenrakei Suieibu Umisho ep. 5

[ Episode 5: Do you want me, too? ]
Interestingly enough, this episode doesn’t take place at school or at the pool at all. A lot of it takes place at Kaname’s home where Amuro is temporarily staying since her home got wrecked in the last episode. This episode was quite hilarious though. It focused more on a lot of comedy rather than fanservice this time around.
1 commentKenko Zenrakei Suieibu Umisho ep. 4

[ Episode 4: I'm going to show you ]
Seriously, the amount of skin shown in each episode of Umisho seems to randomly increase. This one had the majority of the girls either naked or in their underwear. So yeah, lots and lots of fanservice to see here. I just wonder when the plot is going to come into play. Well, I know there wasn’t going to be a lot to begin with but I’m not complaining either way. Why? Well, Momoko was absolutely sizzling in this episode. There isn’t a need for any more explanations than that.
Next episode seems to be one where Amuro and Kaname drift closer to each other. What will happen with Amuro in his room and him on top of her? :O
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Series Information
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Genres: Comedy, Sports
OP: [DOLPHIN☆JET] by Ayane
ED: [Splash BLUE ~ Taiyō to Lemonade] by Murata Ayumi
ケンコー全裸系水泳部「ウミショー」
[ Episode 1: Chura Umi! ]
Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
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